Free Stuff on Your Birthday
Since today’s my birthday, I was looking for places to get free food and free stuff. It was surprisingly hard to find. But I managed to pull together a pretty decent list of places to get something free.
- Crazy Buffet - free meal - Just don’t drink the water
- Hooters - free song + tshirt - Whose t-shirt?
- IHOP- free meal
- Krispy Kreme - free dozen donuts + travel mug of coffee (register first) - But will you survive to your next birthday?
- Macaroni Grill - free dessert + OPERA-style “Happy Birthday” song
- Mexican Village - free meal - That would be a pretty long drive
- Ray’s Boathouse - free delicious lunch - I’m so going there.
- Steak & Ale - free mini choco cake - And free flashbacks to 1978
- Taco Bell - free combo meal of your choice - Also includes free dysentery.
- Todai - free all-you-can-eat - I’ve never had anisakiasis, have you?
- Wibbley’s Gourmet Burgers - free birthday shake - Sooooo goooood!
There were some pretty worthless deals, too. For instance, at Chili’s, all you get’s a free dumb-ass song. Boo Chili’s.